Trying Out New Identities Sketch
Trying Out New Identities Sketch By: Amy
Editor's Note: The basis of this story was trying to find personalities for several characters. To understand, you must know the following changes:
Zarah: mild-mannered reporter with super powers. Yvette: tibetian monk reincarnated into a small girl with the ability to open beer cans with her teeth. Taber: secretly in love with Martha Stewart. Sandy: <who does have a personality, but as an extra:> Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
Patty: Give me another one of those, Yvette! Yvette: Remember, Patty-san, all in moderation. <POP> Taber: So guys, what should we do tonight? Bake bread? Sew curtains? Do some amazing things with chicken wire? Marty: Ummm, we were gonna spy on the girls. Taber: But this door is just screaming for a cornstalk wreath! Zarah: So Fanny, tell me more about your father's money for my school newspaper article. Fanny: Well, like I said, it's green and thin and... Zarah: WAIT! <turns head to distance, listens>....I must go...umm...dental appointment, yeah. <runs out of room> Fanny: Well that's just weird. Yvette: Fanny-san, weirdness is in the eye of the beholder. Beer? Fanny: No thanks. Grover: Sandy? You're beeping. Sandy: Uh-uh, no I'm not. I gotta go in the hallway. <leaves> Sandy: <quickly scans hallway> Zordon, what's up? Grover: We can still hear you! Sandy: No you can't! Grover: OH! Sorry! Zordon: Beige Ranger, you must report to the control center immediately. Sandy: Right. IT'S MORPHIN TIME! <disappears in a cloud of beige smoke> Grover: I think I heard that. Zarah: Hi everyone, I'm back! Prissy: What the... It's Super Woman! Oh my gosh!!! Zarah: Huh? Oops, forgot my glasses. <puts on glasses> Prissy: Oh wait, just Zarah. My mistake. Taber: Marty, I'd like to present you with one of my special star cookies. They take awhile to decorate, but they make great ornaments and gifts! Marty: Hey, thanks! Munch munch... Taber: AHHHHH! Don't eat it!!! I spent a week on that!!! AHHHHH! Yvette: My brother, when we are angry at others, it is only because they reflect something of ourselves. Why ask why? Taber: I have to calm down. I'm going to go arrange some flowers. Freddy: Geez, Marty. Marty: He gave me a cookie, I'm not supposed to eat it? Freddy: You should be grateful he didn't knit you socks like mine. Marty: Isn't that chicken wire uncomfortable? Myrtle: AHHHHHHHH! A GIANT, BADLY MADE PIG PUPPET THING IS EATING TABER'S COOKIE! Sandy: You're toast, cookie breath! Singers: Sheeee's got, power and force that you've never seen before....Sheeee's got, the ability to morph and to even up the score... Prissy: Get out of here! Rocking Horse: Okay. Prissy: Not you! Pig Puppet Thing: AHHHHH! Lord Zed will return! Blah. Sandy: Kids, remember: Stay in School. Yvette: Yes, education is the root of all knowledge. Want some knowledge beer, Patty? Patty: Oh Yeah!! Zarah: Education is important to us all. Taber: Yep! I like that idea and I'm sure you will too! Everyone: OY VAY!! END
