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| − | Zarah: mild-mannered reporter with super powers. | + | <i>Editor's Note: The basis of this story was trying to find personalities for several |
| − | Yvette: tibetian monk reincarnated into a small girl with the ability to open beer cans | + | characters. To understand, you must know the following changes:</i> |
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| − | Taber: secretly in love with Martha Stewart. | + | *Zarah: mild-mannered reporter with super powers. |
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| + | *Yvette: tibetian monk reincarnated into a small girl with the ability to open beer cans with her teeth. | ||
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| + | *Taber: secretly in love with Martha Stewart. | ||
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Sandy: <who does have a personality, but as an extra:> Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. | Sandy: <who does have a personality, but as an extra:> Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. | ||
Patty: Give me another one of those, Yvette! | Patty: Give me another one of those, Yvette! | ||
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Yvette: Remember, Patty-san, all in moderation. <POP> | Yvette: Remember, Patty-san, all in moderation. <POP> | ||
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Taber: So guys, what should we do tonight? Bake bread? Sew curtains? Do some | Taber: So guys, what should we do tonight? Bake bread? Sew curtains? Do some | ||
amazing things with chicken wire? | amazing things with chicken wire? | ||
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Marty: Ummm, we were gonna spy on the girls. | Marty: Ummm, we were gonna spy on the girls. | ||
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Taber: But this door is just screaming for a cornstalk wreath! | Taber: But this door is just screaming for a cornstalk wreath! | ||
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Zarah: So Fanny, tell me more about your father's money for my school newspaper | Zarah: So Fanny, tell me more about your father's money for my school newspaper | ||
article. | article. | ||
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Fanny: Well, like I said, it's green and thin and... | Fanny: Well, like I said, it's green and thin and... | ||
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Zarah: WAIT! <turns head to distance, listens>....I must go...umm...dental appointment, | Zarah: WAIT! <turns head to distance, listens>....I must go...umm...dental appointment, | ||
yeah. <runs out of room> | yeah. <runs out of room> | ||
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Fanny: Well that's just weird. | Fanny: Well that's just weird. | ||
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Yvette: Fanny-san, weirdness is in the eye of the beholder. Beer? | Yvette: Fanny-san, weirdness is in the eye of the beholder. Beer? | ||
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Fanny: No thanks. | Fanny: No thanks. | ||
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Grover: Sandy? You're beeping. | Grover: Sandy? You're beeping. | ||
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Sandy: Uh-uh, no I'm not. I gotta go in the hallway. <leaves> | Sandy: Uh-uh, no I'm not. I gotta go in the hallway. <leaves> | ||
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Sandy: <quickly scans hallway> Zordon, what's up? | Sandy: <quickly scans hallway> Zordon, what's up? | ||
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Grover: We can still hear you! | Grover: We can still hear you! | ||
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Sandy: No you can't! | Sandy: No you can't! | ||
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Grover: OH! Sorry! | Grover: OH! Sorry! | ||
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Zordon: Beige Ranger, you must report to the control center immediately. | Zordon: Beige Ranger, you must report to the control center immediately. | ||
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Sandy: Right. IT'S MORPHIN TIME! <disappears in a cloud of beige smoke> | Sandy: Right. IT'S MORPHIN TIME! <disappears in a cloud of beige smoke> | ||
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Grover: I think I heard that. | Grover: I think I heard that. | ||
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Zarah: Hi everyone, I'm back! | Zarah: Hi everyone, I'm back! | ||
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Prissy: What the... It's Super Woman! Oh my gosh!!! | Prissy: What the... It's Super Woman! Oh my gosh!!! | ||
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Zarah: Huh? Oops, forgot my glasses. <puts on glasses> | Zarah: Huh? Oops, forgot my glasses. <puts on glasses> | ||
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Prissy: Oh wait, just Zarah. My mistake. | Prissy: Oh wait, just Zarah. My mistake. | ||
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Taber: Marty, I'd like to present you with one of my special star cookies. They take | Taber: Marty, I'd like to present you with one of my special star cookies. They take | ||
awhile to decorate, but they make great ornaments and gifts! | awhile to decorate, but they make great ornaments and gifts! | ||
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Marty: Hey, thanks! Munch munch... | Marty: Hey, thanks! Munch munch... | ||
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Taber: AHHHHH! Don't eat it!!! I spent a week on that!!! AHHHHH! | Taber: AHHHHH! Don't eat it!!! I spent a week on that!!! AHHHHH! | ||
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Yvette: My brother, when we are angry at others, it is only because they reflect | Yvette: My brother, when we are angry at others, it is only because they reflect | ||
something of ourselves. Why ask why? | something of ourselves. Why ask why? | ||
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Taber: I have to calm down. I'm going to go arrange some flowers. | Taber: I have to calm down. I'm going to go arrange some flowers. | ||
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Freddy: Geez, Marty. | Freddy: Geez, Marty. | ||
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Marty: He gave me a cookie, I'm not supposed to eat it? | Marty: He gave me a cookie, I'm not supposed to eat it? | ||
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Freddy: You should be grateful he didn't knit you socks like mine. | Freddy: You should be grateful he didn't knit you socks like mine. | ||
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Marty: Isn't that chicken wire uncomfortable? | Marty: Isn't that chicken wire uncomfortable? | ||
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Myrtle: AHHHHHHHH! A GIANT, BADLY MADE PIG PUPPET THING IS EATING | Myrtle: AHHHHHHHH! A GIANT, BADLY MADE PIG PUPPET THING IS EATING | ||
TABER'S COOKIE! | TABER'S COOKIE! | ||
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Sandy: You're toast, cookie breath! | Sandy: You're toast, cookie breath! | ||
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Singers: Sheeee's got, power and force that you've never seen before....Sheeee's got, the | Singers: Sheeee's got, power and force that you've never seen before....Sheeee's got, the | ||
ability to morph and to even up the score... | ability to morph and to even up the score... | ||
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Prissy: Get out of here! | Prissy: Get out of here! | ||
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Rocking Horse: Okay. | Rocking Horse: Okay. | ||
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Prissy: Not you! | Prissy: Not you! | ||
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Pig Puppet Thing: AHHHHH! Lord Zed will return! Blah. | Pig Puppet Thing: AHHHHH! Lord Zed will return! Blah. | ||
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Sandy: Kids, remember: Stay in School. | Sandy: Kids, remember: Stay in School. | ||
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Yvette: Yes, education is the root of all knowledge. Want some knowledge beer, Patty? | Yvette: Yes, education is the root of all knowledge. Want some knowledge beer, Patty? | ||
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Patty: Oh Yeah!! | Patty: Oh Yeah!! | ||
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Zarah: Education is important to us all. | Zarah: Education is important to us all. | ||
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Taber: Yep! I like that idea and I'm sure you will too! | Taber: Yep! I like that idea and I'm sure you will too! | ||
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Everyone: OY VAY!! | Everyone: OY VAY!! | ||
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END | END | ||
Latest revision as of 02:21, 20 December 2019
Trying Out New Identities Sketch
By: Amy
Editor's Note: The basis of this story was trying to find personalities for several
characters. To understand, you must know the following changes:
- Zarah: mild-mannered reporter with super powers.
- Yvette: tibetian monk reincarnated into a small girl with the ability to open beer cans with her teeth.
- Taber: secretly in love with Martha Stewart.
Sandy: <who does have a personality, but as an extra:> Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
Patty: Give me another one of those, Yvette!
Yvette: Remember, Patty-san, all in moderation. <POP>
Taber: So guys, what should we do tonight? Bake bread? Sew curtains? Do some amazing things with chicken wire?
Marty: Ummm, we were gonna spy on the girls.
Taber: But this door is just screaming for a cornstalk wreath!
Zarah: So Fanny, tell me more about your father's money for my school newspaper article.
Fanny: Well, like I said, it's green and thin and...
Zarah: WAIT! <turns head to distance, listens>....I must go...umm...dental appointment, yeah. <runs out of room>
Fanny: Well that's just weird.
Yvette: Fanny-san, weirdness is in the eye of the beholder. Beer?
Fanny: No thanks.
Grover: Sandy? You're beeping.
Sandy: Uh-uh, no I'm not. I gotta go in the hallway. <leaves>
Sandy: <quickly scans hallway> Zordon, what's up?
Grover: We can still hear you!
Sandy: No you can't!
Grover: OH! Sorry!
Zordon: Beige Ranger, you must report to the control center immediately.
Sandy: Right. IT'S MORPHIN TIME! <disappears in a cloud of beige smoke>
Grover: I think I heard that.
Zarah: Hi everyone, I'm back!
Prissy: What the... It's Super Woman! Oh my gosh!!!
Zarah: Huh? Oops, forgot my glasses. <puts on glasses>
Prissy: Oh wait, just Zarah. My mistake.
Taber: Marty, I'd like to present you with one of my special star cookies. They take awhile to decorate, but they make great ornaments and gifts!
Marty: Hey, thanks! Munch munch...
Taber: AHHHHH! Don't eat it!!! I spent a week on that!!! AHHHHH!
Yvette: My brother, when we are angry at others, it is only because they reflect something of ourselves. Why ask why?
Taber: I have to calm down. I'm going to go arrange some flowers.
Freddy: Geez, Marty.
Marty: He gave me a cookie, I'm not supposed to eat it?
Freddy: You should be grateful he didn't knit you socks like mine.
Marty: Isn't that chicken wire uncomfortable?
Myrtle: AHHHHHHHH! A GIANT, BADLY MADE PIG PUPPET THING IS EATING TABER'S COOKIE!
Sandy: You're toast, cookie breath!
Singers: Sheeee's got, power and force that you've never seen before....Sheeee's got, the ability to morph and to even up the score...
Prissy: Get out of here!
Rocking Horse: Okay.
Prissy: Not you!
Pig Puppet Thing: AHHHHH! Lord Zed will return! Blah.
Sandy: Kids, remember: Stay in School.
Yvette: Yes, education is the root of all knowledge. Want some knowledge beer, Patty?
Patty: Oh Yeah!!
Zarah: Education is important to us all.
Taber: Yep! I like that idea and I'm sure you will too!
Everyone: OY VAY!!
END
