Trying Out New Identities Sketch

Trying Out New Identities Sketch By: Amy

Editor's Note: The basis of this story was trying to find personalities for several characters. To understand, you must know the following changes:

Zarah: mild-mannered reporter with super powers.

Yvette: tibetian monk reincarnated into a small girl with the ability to open beer cans with her teeth.

Taber: secretly in love with Martha Stewart.

Sandy: <who does have a personality, but as an extra:> Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.

Patty: Give me another one of those, Yvette!

Yvette: Remember, Patty-san, all in moderation. <POP>

Taber: So guys, what should we do tonight? Bake bread? Sew curtains? Do some amazing things with chicken wire?

Marty: Ummm, we were gonna spy on the girls.

Taber: But this door is just screaming for a cornstalk wreath!

Zarah: So Fanny, tell me more about your father's money for my school newspaper article.

Fanny: Well, like I said, it's green and thin and...

Zarah: WAIT! <turns head to distance, listens>....I must go...umm...dental appointment, yeah. <runs out of room>

Fanny: Well that's just weird.

Yvette: Fanny-san, weirdness is in the eye of the beholder. Beer?

Fanny: No thanks.

Grover: Sandy? You're beeping.

Sandy: Uh-uh, no I'm not. I gotta go in the hallway. <leaves>

Sandy: <quickly scans hallway> Zordon, what's up?

Grover: We can still hear you!

Sandy: No you can't!

Grover: OH! Sorry!

Zordon: Beige Ranger, you must report to the control center immediately.

Sandy: Right. IT'S MORPHIN TIME! <disappears in a cloud of beige smoke>

Grover: I think I heard that.

Zarah: Hi everyone, I'm back!

Prissy: What the... It's Super Woman! Oh my gosh!!!

Zarah: Huh? Oops, forgot my glasses. <puts on glasses>

Prissy: Oh wait, just Zarah. My mistake.

Taber: Marty, I'd like to present you with one of my special star cookies. They take awhile to decorate, but they make great ornaments and gifts!

Marty: Hey, thanks! Munch munch...

Taber: AHHHHH! Don't eat it!!! I spent a week on that!!! AHHHHH!

Yvette: My brother, when we are angry at others, it is only because they reflect something of ourselves. Why ask why?

Taber: I have to calm down. I'm going to go arrange some flowers.

Freddy: Geez, Marty.

Marty: He gave me a cookie, I'm not supposed to eat it?

Freddy: You should be grateful he didn't knit you socks like mine.

Marty: Isn't that chicken wire uncomfortable?

Myrtle: AHHHHHHHH! A GIANT, BADLY MADE PIG PUPPET THING IS EATING TABER'S COOKIE!

Sandy: You're toast, cookie breath!

Singers: Sheeee's got, power and force that you've never seen before....Sheeee's got, the ability to morph and to even up the score...

Prissy: Get out of here!

Rocking Horse: Okay.

Prissy: Not you!

Pig Puppet Thing: AHHHHH! Lord Zed will return! Blah.

Sandy: Kids, remember: Stay in School.

Yvette: Yes, education is the root of all knowledge. Want some knowledge beer, Patty?

Patty: Oh Yeah!!

Zarah: Education is important to us all.

Taber: Yep! I like that idea and I'm sure you will too!

Everyone: OY VAY!!

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